I, of course, am all for sky pie.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
November 15, 2009
The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon: If anything happened to my MeeMaw, I'd be one inconsolable moon pie.
Sheldon: If anything happened to my MeeMaw, I'd be one inconsolable moon pie.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
October 21, 2009
Mysteries of Pittsburgh
Art: ... when a girl asks you if you like pie, there's really only one answer.
Art: ... when a girl asks you if you like pie, there's really only one answer.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
October 18, 2009
Edgar Watson Howe
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
October 3, 2009
Farewell, 'King of the Hill' in Entertainment Weekly
Peggy Hill: Life is a lot like Frito pie. Better when shared with friends, and best with twice the cheese.
Note: What is Frito pie? you may be wondering if you're not from Texas ... Frito pie is not a traditional "pie" at all. It's a pile of Fritos, covered in chili and shredded cheese.
Peggy Hill: Life is a lot like Frito pie. Better when shared with friends, and best with twice the cheese.
Note: What is Frito pie? you may be wondering if you're not from Texas ... Frito pie is not a traditional "pie" at all. It's a pile of Fritos, covered in chili and shredded cheese.
Friday, October 2, 2009
October 2, 2009
Glee
Waiter: Would you like anything else?
Teri: Another piece of grasshopper pie?
Waiter (looking at Teri's three empty plates): What, are you going for the record?
Teri: I'm with child.
Waiter: Would you like anything else?
Teri: Another piece of grasshopper pie?
Waiter (looking at Teri's three empty plates): What, are you going for the record?
Teri: I'm with child.
Monday, August 10, 2009
August 10, 2009
True Blood
Pie Shop Waitress (with a blank stare, after being asked about a missing server): No ma'am, no sir, I don't know any Cindy. But I can recommend the fried apple pie, the frozen Hawaiian pie, chocolate pecan pie, chess pie, seven-layer Jello pie --
Buster (out of nowhere): They have the peanut butter pie and the Spunky Hollow Honey Pineapple Pie, please Harley?
Sam: We will?
Pie Shop Waitress (with a blank stare, after being asked about a missing server): No ma'am, no sir, I don't know any Cindy. But I can recommend the fried apple pie, the frozen Hawaiian pie, chocolate pecan pie, chess pie, seven-layer Jello pie --
Buster (out of nowhere): They have the peanut butter pie and the Spunky Hollow Honey Pineapple Pie, please Harley?
Sam: We will?
Saturday, June 6, 2009
June 6, 2009
Michelle, upon looking at the decadent dessert selections at Gaido's in Galveston:
"Do you have a lettuce pie?"
"Do you have a lettuce pie?"
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
May 5, 2009
How I Met Your Mother
Marshall: This is a pie chart - describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph, describing my favorite pies.
Marshall: This is a pie chart - describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph, describing my favorite pies.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
March 18. 2008
The Daily Show
Jon Stewart (to Mad Money host, Jim Cramer): This (rant at CNBC) was not, uh, directed at you per se ... I just want to let you know that. We threw some banana cream pies @ CNBC. You got a little -- obviously -- schmutz on your jacket from it. You took exception. And then, we decided to hit you with pie.
Jon Stewart (to Mad Money host, Jim Cramer): This (rant at CNBC) was not, uh, directed at you per se ... I just want to let you know that. We threw some banana cream pies @ CNBC. You got a little -- obviously -- schmutz on your jacket from it. You took exception. And then, we decided to hit you with pie.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
March 7, 2009
"My Migas" by Mary-Louise Parker, in Esquire magazine
Often the best time to make breakfast is the night before, while you are still drunk. Next time this happens, why not whip up a migas pie before passing out with your toothbrush clutched in your hand? ... (Instructions ensue). Cook the pie for 45 minutes at 375. While it cooks is an excellent time to drunk-dial. If you are rejected or you get voice mail too many times in a row, do a crossword to keep the mood light until the pie is ready. You didn't want to hang out anyway, and in the morning you'll have hearty goodness to eat with Coke Classic on ice.
Often the best time to make breakfast is the night before, while you are still drunk. Next time this happens, why not whip up a migas pie before passing out with your toothbrush clutched in your hand? ... (Instructions ensue). Cook the pie for 45 minutes at 375. While it cooks is an excellent time to drunk-dial. If you are rejected or you get voice mail too many times in a row, do a crossword to keep the mood light until the pie is ready. You didn't want to hang out anyway, and in the morning you'll have hearty goodness to eat with Coke Classic on ice.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
February 12, 2009
The reference to pie is fleeting, yet still worth it. (And the video is only a minute and a half long).
Kitten 1: I want pie!
Kitten 2: I want beef jerkey!
Kitten 1: I want pie!
Kitten 2: I want beef jerkey!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
February 8, 2009
30 Rock
Jenna (opening the mail of Liz's neighbor to see if he's dateable): He's a pediatrician, so you know he likes kids ... or feet? ... no kids. He has a bill from a divroce lawyer, so you know he's single. And he as a golf magazine, so you know he's not gay or poor.
Liz: Jenna! Come on.
Jenna: Now let's see what kinds of movies he likes ... (opening the neighbor's Netflix envelopes) Muppets Take Manhattan.
Liz (slightly approving): Hmm.
Jenna: Caddyshack.
Liz: (more approving): Hmm.
Jenna: And a documentary about how pies are made.
Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird!
Jenna (opening the mail of Liz's neighbor to see if he's dateable): He's a pediatrician, so you know he likes kids ... or feet? ... no kids. He has a bill from a divroce lawyer, so you know he's single. And he as a golf magazine, so you know he's not gay or poor.
Liz: Jenna! Come on.
Jenna: Now let's see what kinds of movies he likes ... (opening the neighbor's Netflix envelopes) Muppets Take Manhattan.
Liz (slightly approving): Hmm.
Jenna: Caddyshack.
Liz: (more approving): Hmm.
Jenna: And a documentary about how pies are made.
Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
February 1, 2009
Steve Martin, on Saturday Night Live, singing "Late for School"
Elbowed Grandma passing by
Her face went into a pie
Elbowed Grandma passing by
Her face went into a pie
Saturday, January 31, 2009
January 31, 2008
Leverage
Nate: We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics.
Parker: The London Spank?
Hardison: The Genevan Paso Doble?
Elliot: The Apple Pie?
(Everyone looks at him questioningly)
Elliot: It's like the Cherry Pie - but with lifeguards.
Sophie (appreciatively): Ooh.
Nate: We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics.
Parker: The London Spank?
Hardison: The Genevan Paso Doble?
Elliot: The Apple Pie?
(Everyone looks at him questioningly)
Elliot: It's like the Cherry Pie - but with lifeguards.
Sophie (appreciatively): Ooh.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
January 27, 2009
Bones
Booth: A big piece of the pie. That's good luck.
Brennan: I call that a solipsistic perceptual response to the random nature of the universe.
Booth: A big piece of the pie. That's good luck.
Brennan: I call that a solipsistic perceptual response to the random nature of the universe.
Monday, January 19, 2009
January 19, 2009
When home ec class goes wrong ...
Here, we see a young girl trying out the pie they created in class.
The Life Photo Archive is a searchable database of Life magazine's photo collection. Over at Cake Wrecks they had some awesome cake-themed historical photos. I wanted to share some of the pie fun with you.
Here, we see a young girl trying out the pie they created in class.
Hmm, pie!
Eww, pie!
Thursday, January 1, 2009
January 1, 2009 - Happy New Year
Well, it's been a year of daily pie (except for that break during Hurricane Ike). Pie of the Day will continue to exist, but it will be on intermittent status from now on.
Before leaving, however, here's a snippet from one of the best pie-themed shows, Pushing Daisies, which will soon be no longer. Combining pie, knitting, mysteries, and featuring a good ol' Klein, Texas boy in the lead role, Pushing Daisies deserved to last a little longer.
So, here's Kristin Chenoweth singing Eternal Flame while wearing a pie hat:
Before leaving, however, here's a snippet from one of the best pie-themed shows, Pushing Daisies, which will soon be no longer. Combining pie, knitting, mysteries, and featuring a good ol' Klein, Texas boy in the lead role, Pushing Daisies deserved to last a little longer.
So, here's Kristin Chenoweth singing Eternal Flame while wearing a pie hat:
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