tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38869733029187433492024-02-20T13:46:14.247-06:00Pie of the DayPop-cultural Pie Quotes for Any OccasionCatfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.comBlogger388125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-59940770546601450422012-01-04T20:09:00.001-06:002012-01-04T20:10:35.232-06:00January 4, 2012<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">"Home" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Hot and heavy, pumpkin <b><span style="color: #cc0000;">pie</span></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Chocolate candy, Jesus Christ</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Ain't nothing please me more than you</span><br />
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<br /><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">(Darryl's daughter hands Michael a treat)</span></i></div>
<br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Michael: A Hostess apple <b><span class="Apple-style-span">pie</span></b>! This is my favorite breakfast... how did you know?</span></div>
<br />Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-54538278103299525872011-05-11T08:19:00.007-05:002011-05-11T08:24:50.986-05:00May 11, 2011<span class="Apple-style-span"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><u>Glee</u> </span></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Shopping for prom. Lauren emerges from a dressing room wearing a bright yellow gown.</span></i><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 21px; line-height: 20px; ">Lauren: I think I look like a lemon meringue <span class="Apple-style-span"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>pie</b></span>.</span></span></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 21px; line-height: 20px; ">Brittany: I think you look delicious.</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-4592644178798180242011-04-07T16:57:00.002-05:002011-08-18T18:26:53.671-05:00April 7, 2011<span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span">Glee</span></u> </span></span><u><span class="Apple-style-span">
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<br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Puck (singing):</span></div>
<br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 23px">That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 23px"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 23px">
<br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 23px;font-family:arial;font-size:130%;" >And then sit down and win a lovin' <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#ff0000;"><b>pie</b></span>-eating contest</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 23px"> </span></span></div>
<br />Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-42600651145807095432011-02-05T21:11:00.005-06:002011-08-18T18:27:21.857-05:00February 5, 2011<span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span">Community</span></u> </span></span>
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<br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Jeff (re: fellow-student "Fat" Neil): That kid in there is severely depressed.</span></div>
<br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Pierce: Oh yeah, is that what he told you? From the looks of it he's been using that line since he was five years old to get an extra slice of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#ff0000;"><b>pie</b></span>!</span></div>
<br />Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-25931956935669357492010-10-13T21:05:00.006-05:002011-08-18T18:29:52.382-05:00October 13, 2010<span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><u><span class="Apple-style-span">Community</span></u> </span></span>
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<br /><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">(Troy comes upon a wall with a painting of Abed standing in a rainbow tunnel.)</span></span></i></div>
<br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Abed: I made it through. I'm a cartoon now.</span></span></div>
<br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Troy: That's impossible.</span></span></div>
<br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span">Abed: Nothing's impossible in here. Animals can talk, your heart is shaped like a heart, and the smell of </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;color:#ff0000;">pie</span></span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span>can make you float! You have to believe!</span></span></span></span></div>
<br />Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-7800455198136222402010-06-23T17:39:00.000-05:002010-06-23T17:40:23.846-05:00June 23, 2010<u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Toy Story 3</span></span></u><div><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></u></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Bonnie: The ghosts are throwing </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">pies</span></span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">!</span></span></div>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-38683608705561951322010-06-10T17:19:00.000-05:002010-06-10T17:20:40.186-05:00June 10, 2010<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Joel McHale, </span></span><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The Soup</span></span></u><div><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></u></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">He's not gay. He's </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">pie</span></span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">-curious.</span></span></div>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-40255141931703052962010-05-02T15:49:00.000-05:002010-05-02T15:51:06.767-05:00May 2, 2010<u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Community</span></span></u><div><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></u></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Jeff: I got a B on my nutrition final and I'm celebrating with</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> pie</span></span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> and a dollop of irony.</span></span></div>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-48014363431676440452010-04-17T12:09:00.003-05:002010-04-17T12:10:56.119-05:00April 17, 2010<u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Bones</span></span></u><div><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></u></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(While researching which weapons could have made a particular mark on a bone)</span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Wendell: The blade was double-edged with an identical tapering on both sides.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Hodgins: So ... somebody killed her with a really sharp piece of </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">pie</span></span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">.</span></span></div>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-45785462801507018632010-04-14T16:14:00.001-05:002010-04-14T16:17:12.578-05:00April 14, 2010<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">From the AV Club review of Whipped Lightning (whipped alcohol)</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 21px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Pumpkin <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>Pie <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;">[flavored-whipped booze] </span></span></b></span>brings back memories of hour three of Thanksgiving dinner, but with less yelling.</span></span></span></div>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-81530067036729720852010-02-27T10:32:00.001-06:002010-02-27T10:34:00.330-06:00February 27, 2010<u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Blades of Glory</span></span></u><div><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></u></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Chazz Michael Michaels: ... I remember Boston. And that victory was as sweet as the cream </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">pie</span></span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> for which the town was named.</span></span></div>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-75931919693936620092009-12-21T20:19:00.000-06:002009-12-21T20:22:19.938-06:00December 21, 2009<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">I, of course, am all for sky pie.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/55h1FO8V_3w&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/55h1FO8V_3w&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-66073438962206510572009-11-15T18:00:00.001-06:002009-11-15T18:01:25.298-06:00November 15, 2009<u><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">The Big Bang Theory</span></u><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Sheldon: If anything happened to my MeeMaw, I'd be one inconsolable moon <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">pie</span></strong>.</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-19664848129120761872009-10-21T09:48:00.000-05:002009-10-21T09:50:01.246-05:00October 21, 2009<u><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Mysteries of Pittsburgh</span></u><br /><u><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span></u><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Art: ... when a girl asks you if you like <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span>, there's really only one answer.</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-51955308921155109332009-10-18T15:10:00.001-05:002009-10-18T15:12:20.923-05:00October 18, 2009<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Edgar Watson Howe</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span> when he sees there isn't enough to go around.</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-39220348602814929132009-10-03T09:12:00.003-05:002009-10-03T09:17:40.070-05:00October 3, 2009<span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Farewell, 'King of the Hill' </em>in <u>Entertainment Weekly</u></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Peggy Hill: Life is a lot like Frito <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span>. Better when shared with friends, and best with twice the cheese.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><em>Note: </em>What is Frito pie? you may be wondering if you're not from Texas ... Frito pie is not a traditional "pie" at all. It's a pile of Fritos, covered in chili and shredded cheese.</span> </span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-61229764170915962722009-10-02T14:06:00.000-05:002009-10-02T14:08:16.462-05:00October 2, 2009<u><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Glee</span></u><br /><u><br /></u><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Waiter: Would you like anything else?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Teri: Another piece of grasshopper <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">pie</span></strong>?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Waiter (looking at Teri's three empty plates): What, are you going for the record?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Teri: I'm <em>with child</em>.</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-30867445099155950082009-08-10T14:35:00.002-05:002009-08-10T14:41:35.417-05:00August 10, 2009<u><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">True Blood</span></u><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Pie Shop Waitress (with a blank stare, after being asked about a missing server): No ma'am, no sir, I don't know any Cindy. But I can recommend the fried apple <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span>, the frozen Hawaiian <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span>, chocolate pecan <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span>, chess <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span>, seven-layer Jello <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span> --</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Buster (out of nowhere): They have the peanut butter <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span> and the Spunky Hollow Honey Pineapple <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Pie,</strong></span> please Harley?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Sam: We will?</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-6829938850523713932009-06-06T09:29:00.001-05:002009-06-06T09:31:14.845-05:00June 6, 2009<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Michelle, upon looking at the decadent dessert selections at Gaido's in Galveston:</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">"Do you have a lettuce <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span>?"</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-47696432986119989132009-05-05T20:01:00.002-05:002009-05-05T20:02:19.258-05:00May 5, 2009<u><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">How I Met Your Mother</span></u><br /><u><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span></u><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Marshall: This is a <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">pie </span></strong>chart - describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph, describing my favorite <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pies</strong></span>.</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-29576650174157801162009-03-18T18:08:00.002-05:002009-03-18T18:10:52.854-05:00March 18. 2008<u><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">The Daily Show</span></u><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Jon Stewart (to <em>Mad Money</em> host, Jim Cramer): This (rant at CNBC) was not, uh, directed at you per se ... I just want to let you know that. We threw some banana cream <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pies</strong></span> @ CNBC. You got a little -- obviously -- schmutz on your jacket from it. You took exception. And then, we decided to hit <em>you</em> with <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">pie</span></strong>.</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-34105298488298213972009-03-07T18:18:00.002-06:002009-03-07T18:23:10.784-06:00March 7, 2009<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">"My Migas" by Mary-Louise Parker, in <em>Esquire</em> magazine</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Often the best time to make breakfast is the night before, while you are still drunk. Next time this happens, why not whip up a migas <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">pie</span></strong> before passing out with your toothbrush clutched in your hand? ... (<em>Instructions ensue)</em>. Cook the <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span> for 45 minutes at 375. While it cooks is an excellent time to drunk-dial. If you are rejected or you get voice mail too many times in a row, do a crossword to keep the mood light until the <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span> is ready. You didn't want to hang out anyway, and in the morning you'll have hearty goodness to eat with Coke Classic on ice.</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-4472570190891502342009-02-12T19:09:00.002-06:002009-02-12T19:11:23.129-06:00February 12, 2009<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">The reference to pie is fleeting, yet still worth it. (And the video is only a minute and a half long).<br /></span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FtX8nswnUKU&color1=" color2="0xcfcfcf&hl=" feature="player_embedded&fs=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true"></embed><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Kitten 1: I want <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pie</strong></span>!</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Kitten 2: I want beef jerkey!</span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3886973302918743349.post-44974632639862924552009-02-08T14:52:00.003-06:002009-03-18T18:11:21.819-05:00February 8, 2009<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><u>30 Rock</u></span><br /><u><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span></u><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Jenna (opening the mail of Liz's neighbor to see if he's dateable): He's a pediatrician, so you know he likes kids ... or feet? ... no kids. He has a bill from a divroce lawyer, so you know he's single. And he as a golf magazine, so you know he's not gay or poor.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Liz: Jenna! Come on.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Jenna: Now let's see what kinds of movies he likes ... (opening the neighbor's Netflix envelopes) <em>Muppets Take Manhattan</em>.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Liz (slightly approving): Hmm.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Jenna: <em>Caddyshack</em>.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Liz: (more approving): Hmm.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Jenna: And a documentary about how <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>pies</strong></span> are made.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;">Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird!</span></span>Catfishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13685961297588341671noreply@blogger.com0