November 30, 2008

Sweeney Todd

Mr. Todd: What is that?

Mrs. Lovett: Its fop, finest in the shop, or we have some Shepherds pie peppered with actual Shepherd on top, and I've just begun, here's the politician so oily it's served with a doily have one!

November 29, 2008

The Simpsons

Lisa: I dedicate this pie to the backbone of the feudal system – the serfs.

November 28, 2008

The Daily Show

Jason Jones (to a member of the Alaskan Independence Party): I mean, why would you want to leave America -- mom, apple pie, bald eagles ... regular eagles?

Member of AIP: You're a complete jackass.

Thanksgiving Disturbia from Martha Stewart

A modest proposal anyone?




Martha Stewart: Well, doesn't this look like a beautiful Thanksgiving table? This is all kinds of delicious food. Well, if you look closely you'll see that this isn't a turky at all... and this is not really a lobster ... and this? This cute little lemon meringue pie is actually Hudson King ... (coos at baby stuffed in faux-pie) yes! And he's smiling! And look at this -- Cannon Thomas is fast asleep under her apple pie! She just loves this costume. She has a little knife to cut the pie ... and a little pie server ... Sonia's having a little hard time being a Caesar salad. She wanted to be a pie.

Happy Thanksgiving -- A pie gift for you!

Courtesy of the Three Stooges ...

November 26, 2008 - Thanksgiving Pie

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Anya (re: Thanksgiving): To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice. With pie.

November 25, 2008 - Thanksgiving Pie

Saturday Night Live

Adam Sandler (Thanksgiving song):

Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye.

November 24, 2008 - Thanksgiving Pie

That 70’s Show

Kelso: It’s Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies. We bake ourselves.

November 23, 2008 - Thanksgiving Pie

Weeds

Conrad: This ain’t Driving Miss Daisy. I ain’t about to feed you no Thanksgiving pie.

November 22, 2008 - Thanksgiving Pie

Friends

Joey: You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.

November 21, 2008

Carl Sagan: If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

November 20, 2008

Special Topics in Calamity Physics, by Marisha Pessl

p. 214: “Where is everyone? Where’s Hannah?”
She made a face. “At her house. They’re making apple pie and watching Heaven and Earth. You guessed it. They ditched you.”

November 19, 2008

Gilmore Girls

Lorelei: You’d never fall asleep … or chase a pie.

November 18, 2008

Mike Rosen

Non-supply siders: Concern themselves with 'How to divide up a pie.'
Supply siders: Concern themselves with 'How to make a bigger pie.'

November 17, 2008

Attributed to Edward Young and to E.B. White

The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.

November 16, 2008

The Simpsons

Marge: Wonderful news, Homer.

Homer: Is it about pies?

November 15, 2008

Waitress

Joe: Once you’re done wipin’ away all your indiscretions, I’ll be sittin’ in my booth wantin’ fresh squeezed orange juice, no ice and a “Spanish Dancer Pie” with potato crust.

November 14, 2008

Pushing Daisies

Chuck and Olive: Don’t mess with the Pie Ho’s.

November 13, 2008

Harold and Maude

Maude: Here we are. Oat straw tea and ginger pie. Excuse the mismatched saucers.

November 12, 2008

Family Guy

Stewie: Hey, New Brian. Oh, I see you're having pie. You know pie isn't really pie without Cool Hwip.