Friday, May 30, 2008

May 30, 2008 -- Return of Sex and the City

Sex and the City

Miranda: I don’t need to make pies. I’m practically a partner in a major law firm. If I want pie I can buy it.

May 29, 2998

Deborah Madison, Cooking Light, “Rhubarb”

In fact, rhubarb is widely known by its nickname, “pie plant.”

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

May 28, 2008

A Winter's Tale, by Mark Helprin

p. 222: She looked around, convinced she was about to be encoiled by the swift forty-foot tongue that could catch a cherry pie the way a darter newt catches a bloime bug.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

May 27, 2008

Life Class, by Pat Barker

p. 131: After a stodgy rhubarb pie had been served and valiantly consumed …

Monday, May 26, 2008

May 26, 2008

Waitress

Jenna: Honey, I’m just here to bring you pie or coffee or some’in like that. I don’t dispense romantic advice.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

May 25, 2008

Pushing Daisies

Dilly Balsam: Do you like excitement, Pie Man?

Narrator: The Pie Maker did not like excitement.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

May 24, 3008

Children's book title:

Thelonius Monster’s Sky High Fly-Pie

Friday, May 23, 2008

May 23, 2008

The Simpsons

Marge pulls guns out of a pie.

Marge (to Homer): You’re a killer for hire!

Homer: You ruined that pie!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

May 22, 2003

Magnolia

Frank Mackey: Oh, you’re gonna give me that cherry pie, sweet mama baby!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

May 21, 2008

Spongebob Squarepants

Clown: Hello folks. I’m gonna skip right past the jokes and proceed immediately to the part where I throw a pie at you.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

May 20, 2008

Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: Hit me with the pie.

Luke: What pie?

Lorelai: The boysenberry pie.

Luke: We’re out of boysenberry pie.

Lorelai: How can you be out of boysenberry pie?

Luke: Because someone ordered the last piece.

Monday, May 19, 2008

May 19, 2008

Scott Tobias, in The Onion: A.V. Club, reviewing My Blueberry Nights

… the film views the nation’s cities as all night hide-aways where doomed romantics can suck gin, fork a pie, and quietly lament loves lost or never found.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

May 18, 2008

Special Topics in Calamity Physics, by Marisha Pessl

p. 243: A gasp of the kitchen door, and she reappeared, carrying a tray piled with a sagging piece of apple pie, a wine bottle, a glass, a pot of tea.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

May 17, 2008

Sara: Pussy and pie – isn’t it really just the same thing?

Friday, May 16, 2008

May 16, 2008

Pushing Daisies

Olive: I didn’t think you’d do this. I thought you were all goody-goody, apple pie and baseball.

Chuck: Only in so far as a I know how to use a baseball bat make someone’s face look like an apple pie.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

May 15, 2008

Veronica Mars

Logan: Boy, people really love pep squad pie.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

May 14, 2008

A Comet Appears, by The Shins

Every post you can hitch your faith on,
It’s a pie in the sky, chock full of lies,
A tool we devise, to make sinking stones fly

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

May 13, 2008

Gary Susman, in Entertainment Weekly “This Was the Year of … Pie

Why pie? Pie is memory; what the Madeleine was to Proust, the fruit-filled pastry is to Americans.

Monday, May 12, 2008

May 12, 2008

King of the Hill

Hank (in Mexico): No food … you’re gonna get sick, and this ain’t some two-mile ride from a pie-eating contest.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

May 11, 2008

Scrubs

Dani (suggestively): I’m not gonna stick around for one cup of coffee.

JD: Ok … two cups – and some pie.