August 18, 2011

The Office

(Darryl's daughter hands Michael a treat)

Michael: A Hostess apple pie! This is my favorite breakfast... how did you know?

May 11, 2011

Glee

Shopping for prom. Lauren emerges from a dressing room wearing a bright yellow gown.

Lauren: I think I look like a lemon meringue pie.
Brittany: I think you look delicious.

April 7, 2011

Glee

Puck (singing):

That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest
And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest

February 5, 2011

Community

Jeff (re: fellow-student "Fat" Neil): That kid in there is severely depressed.

Pierce: Oh yeah, is that what he told you? From the looks of it he's been using that line since he was five years old to get an extra slice of pie!