October 13, 2010

Community

(Troy comes upon a wall with a painting of Abed standing in a rainbow tunnel.)

Abed: I made it through. I'm a cartoon now.

Troy: That's impossible.

Abed: Nothing's impossible in here. Animals can talk, your heart is shaped like a heart, and the smell of pie can make you float! You have to believe!

June 23, 2010

Toy Story 3

Bonnie: The ghosts are throwing pies!

June 10, 2010

Joel McHale, The Soup

He's not gay. He's pie-curious.

May 2, 2010

Community

Jeff: I got a B on my nutrition final and I'm celebrating with pie and a dollop of irony.

April 17, 2010

Bones

(While researching which weapons could have made a particular mark on a bone)

Wendell: The blade was double-edged with an identical tapering on both sides.

Hodgins: So ... somebody killed her with a really sharp piece of pie.

April 14, 2010

From the AV Club review of Whipped Lightning (whipped alcohol)

Pumpkin Pie [flavored-whipped booze] brings back memories of hour three of Thanksgiving dinner, but with less yelling.

February 27, 2010

Blades of Glory

Chazz Michael Michaels: ... I remember Boston. And that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named.