Sweeney Todd
Mr. Todd: What is that?
Mrs. Lovett: Its fop, finest in the shop, or we have some Shepherds pie peppered with actual Shepherd on top, and I've just begun, here's the politician so oily it's served with a doily have one!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
November 29, 2008
The Simpsons
Lisa: I dedicate this pie to the backbone of the feudal system – the serfs.
Lisa: I dedicate this pie to the backbone of the feudal system – the serfs.
Friday, November 28, 2008
November 28, 2008
The Daily Show
Jason Jones (to a member of the Alaskan Independence Party): I mean, why would you want to leave America -- mom, apple pie, bald eagles ... regular eagles?
Member of AIP: You're a complete jackass.
Jason Jones (to a member of the Alaskan Independence Party): I mean, why would you want to leave America -- mom, apple pie, bald eagles ... regular eagles?
Member of AIP: You're a complete jackass.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Thanksgiving Disturbia from Martha Stewart
A modest proposal anyone?
Martha Stewart: Well, doesn't this look like a beautiful Thanksgiving table? This is all kinds of delicious food. Well, if you look closely you'll see that this isn't a turky at all... and this is not really a lobster ... and this? This cute little lemon meringue pie is actually Hudson King ... (coos at baby stuffed in faux-pie) yes! And he's smiling! And look at this -- Cannon Thomas is fast asleep under her apple pie! She just loves this costume. She has a little knife to cut the pie ... and a little pie server ... Sonia's having a little hard time being a Caesar salad. She wanted to be a pie.
Martha Stewart: Well, doesn't this look like a beautiful Thanksgiving table? This is all kinds of delicious food. Well, if you look closely you'll see that this isn't a turky at all... and this is not really a lobster ... and this? This cute little lemon meringue pie is actually Hudson King ... (coos at baby stuffed in faux-pie) yes! And he's smiling! And look at this -- Cannon Thomas is fast asleep under her apple pie! She just loves this costume. She has a little knife to cut the pie ... and a little pie server ... Sonia's having a little hard time being a Caesar salad. She wanted to be a pie.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
November 26, 2008 - Thanksgiving Pie
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Anya (re: Thanksgiving): To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice. With pie.
Anya (re: Thanksgiving): To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice. With pie.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
November 25, 2008 - Thanksgiving Pie
Saturday Night Live
Adam Sandler (Thanksgiving song):
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye.
Adam Sandler (Thanksgiving song):
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye.
Monday, November 24, 2008
November 24, 2008 - Thanksgiving Pie
That 70’s Show
Kelso: It’s Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies. We bake ourselves.
Kelso: It’s Thanksgiving. Some people bake pies. We bake ourselves.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
November 23, 2008 - Thanksgiving Pie
Weeds
Conrad: This ain’t Driving Miss Daisy. I ain’t about to feed you no Thanksgiving pie.
Conrad: This ain’t Driving Miss Daisy. I ain’t about to feed you no Thanksgiving pie.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
November 22, 2008 - Thanksgiving Pie
Friends
Joey: You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.
Joey: You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.
Friday, November 21, 2008
November 21, 2008
Carl Sagan: If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
November 20, 2008
Special Topics in Calamity Physics, by Marisha Pessl
p. 214: “Where is everyone? Where’s Hannah?”
She made a face. “At her house. They’re making apple pie and watching Heaven and Earth. You guessed it. They ditched you.”
p. 214: “Where is everyone? Where’s Hannah?”
She made a face. “At her house. They’re making apple pie and watching Heaven and Earth. You guessed it. They ditched you.”
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
November 18, 2008
Mike Rosen
Non-supply siders: Concern themselves with 'How to divide up a pie.'
Supply siders: Concern themselves with 'How to make a bigger pie.'
Non-supply siders: Concern themselves with 'How to divide up a pie.'
Supply siders: Concern themselves with 'How to make a bigger pie.'
Monday, November 17, 2008
November 17, 2008
Attributed to Edward Young and to E.B. White
The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.
The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
November 15, 2008
Waitress
Joe: Once you’re done wipin’ away all your indiscretions, I’ll be sittin’ in my booth wantin’ fresh squeezed orange juice, no ice and a “Spanish Dancer Pie” with potato crust.
Joe: Once you’re done wipin’ away all your indiscretions, I’ll be sittin’ in my booth wantin’ fresh squeezed orange juice, no ice and a “Spanish Dancer Pie” with potato crust.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
November 13, 2008
Harold and Maude
Maude: Here we are. Oat straw tea and ginger pie. Excuse the mismatched saucers.
Maude: Here we are. Oat straw tea and ginger pie. Excuse the mismatched saucers.
November 12, 2008
Family Guy
Stewie: Hey, New Brian. Oh, I see you're having pie. You know pie isn't really pie without Cool Hwip.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
November 11, 2008
Family Guy
Stewie: Ohh, you got some pie, huh? Can I have a piece?
Brain: Uh, sure.
Stewie: Ooh. Lemme have some of that cool hwip.
Brian: What’d you say?
Stewie: You can’t have pie without Cool Hwip.
Stewie: Ohh, you got some pie, huh? Can I have a piece?
Brain: Uh, sure.
Stewie: Ooh. Lemme have some of that cool hwip.
Brian: What’d you say?
Stewie: You can’t have pie without Cool Hwip.
Monday, November 10, 2008
November 10, 2008 -- even more evidence Barack will be the Pie President
The Daily Show
Aasif Mandvi (re: the "young" Obama meeting with the old "decrepit" Bush): What you didn't see there was Barack Obama lovingly, carefully feeding President Bush pie.
Aasif Mandvi (re: the "young" Obama meeting with the old "decrepit" Bush): What you didn't see there was Barack Obama lovingly, carefully feeding President Bush pie.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
November 9, 2008 - More evidence Barack will be the Pie President
The Daily Show
Jon Stewart (re: the friendly attitude amongst New Yorkers since the election): I'm literally afraid that someone on the street is going to invite me over for pie ... it's this weird spirit of something-or-other that's going on. I don't care for it.
Jon Stewart (re: the friendly attitude amongst New Yorkers since the election): I'm literally afraid that someone on the street is going to invite me over for pie ... it's this weird spirit of something-or-other that's going on. I don't care for it.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
November 8, 2008
The Wide Window, by Lemony Snicket
There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational - or, in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. For instance, the Baudelaire orphans have a fear of Count Olaf, which makes perfect sense, because he is an evil man who wants to destroy them. But if they were afraid of lemon meringue pie, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue pie is delicious and would never hurt a soul.
There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational - or, in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. For instance, the Baudelaire orphans have a fear of Count Olaf, which makes perfect sense, because he is an evil man who wants to destroy them. But if they were afraid of lemon meringue pie, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue pie is delicious and would never hurt a soul.
Friday, November 7, 2008
November 7, 2008
The Song of the Mad Prince, by Walter de la Mare
Who said "Peacock Pie"?
The old king to the sparrow.
Who said "Crops are ripe"?
Rust to the harrow.
Who said "Peacock Pie"?
The old king to the sparrow.
Who said "Crops are ripe"?
Rust to the harrow.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
November 6, 2008
Charles Dudley Warner: Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
November 5, 2008
Waitress
Jenna: … I even brought you a piece of today’s special – “Kick in the Pants Pie.”
Jenna: … I even brought you a piece of today’s special – “Kick in the Pants Pie.”
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
November 4, 2008 - O Happy Day!
"Obama and Sweet Potato Pie", by Mark Danner, in The New York Times:
When Obama launched into his story with "Because I love pie," a woman out in that sea of cheering, laughing people shouted back, "I'll make you pie, baby!" and to the general hooting laughter the candidate returned, "Oh yeah, you gonna make me pie?" Then, after a beat, amid even more raucous laughter, and several other female voices shouting out invitations, "You gonna make me sweet potato pie? " More shouts and laughter. "All you gonna make me pie?"
When Obama launched into his story with "Because I love pie," a woman out in that sea of cheering, laughing people shouted back, "I'll make you pie, baby!" and to the general hooting laughter the candidate returned, "Oh yeah, you gonna make me pie?" Then, after a beat, amid even more raucous laughter, and several other female voices shouting out invitations, "You gonna make me sweet potato pie? " More shouts and laughter. "All you gonna make me pie?"
Monday, November 3, 2008
November 3, 2008
The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror 19
Milhouse (praying to the Grand Pumpkin): I believe in the Grand Pumpkin, almighty Gourd, who was crustified over Pontius Pieplate and ascended into oven. He will come again to judge the filling and the bread ... (looks around but there is noone there) Sigh.
Milhouse (praying to the Grand Pumpkin): I believe in the Grand Pumpkin, almighty Gourd, who was crustified over Pontius Pieplate and ascended into oven. He will come again to judge the filling and the bread ... (looks around but there is noone there) Sigh.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
November 2, 2008
When Harry Met Sally
Waitress: What can I get you?
Harry: I'll have the Number Three.
Sally: I'd like the chef salad, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side. And the apple pie a la mode....But I'd like the pie heated, and I don't want the ice cream on top. I want it on the side. And I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real. If it's out of a can, then nothing.
Waitress: Not even the pie?
Sally: No, just the pie. But then not heated.
Waitress: Uh-huh.
Waitress: What can I get you?
Harry: I'll have the Number Three.
Sally: I'd like the chef salad, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side. And the apple pie a la mode....But I'd like the pie heated, and I don't want the ice cream on top. I want it on the side. And I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real. If it's out of a can, then nothing.
Waitress: Not even the pie?
Sally: No, just the pie. But then not heated.
Waitress: Uh-huh.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Official Endorsement for President
Our coveted endorsement goes to Barack Obama.
Isn't it time we have a president who is not afraid to admit he likes pie?
Barack Obama: So we pulled up to this diner where people told us we could get some good pie ... and I like pie. You like pie too?
Vote November 4th.
Isn't it time we have a president who is not afraid to admit he likes pie?
Barack Obama: So we pulled up to this diner where people told us we could get some good pie ... and I like pie. You like pie too?
Vote November 4th.
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