The Canterbury Tales, by Geoffrey Chaucer
And I was yong and ful of ragerye,
Stibourne and strong and joly as a pie:
How coude I daunce to an harpe smale,
And singe, ywis, as any nightingale,
Whan I hadde dronke a draughte of sweete win.
Friday, February 29, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
February 28, 2008
The Little Friend, by Donna Tartt
p. 27: … she would not even speak to Edie and Tat, and coldly ignored the conciliatory cakes and pies they brought to her porch, leaving them out for the neighborhood dogs to eat.
p. 27: … she would not even speak to Edie and Tat, and coldly ignored the conciliatory cakes and pies they brought to her porch, leaving them out for the neighborhood dogs to eat.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
February 27, 2008
Drunk History, YouTube
Ben Franklin (to his friend’s wife): Hey, we lit a fire together, we made some chicken pot pie, we made a couple of drinks together. Maybe I can fuck you.
Ben Franklin (to his friend’s wife): Hey, we lit a fire together, we made some chicken pot pie, we made a couple of drinks together. Maybe I can fuck you.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
February 26, 2008
Hairspray
Motormouth Maybelle:
Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it, sugar
Don’t be shy
Scoop me up a mess o’ that
Chocolate swirl
Don’t be stingy;
I’m a growing girl
Motormouth Maybelle:
Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it, sugar
Don’t be shy
Scoop me up a mess o’ that
Chocolate swirl
Don’t be stingy;
I’m a growing girl
Monday, February 25, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
February 24, 2008
Cambridge Spies
Melinda MacLean: So how’s married life? I bet she knows the difference between cottage pie and shepherd’s pie, and she can quote down to and including the second line of all England’s best-loved poems. Am I right? Have you married someone who’ll iron your underpants?
Melinda MacLean: So how’s married life? I bet she knows the difference between cottage pie and shepherd’s pie, and she can quote down to and including the second line of all England’s best-loved poems. Am I right? Have you married someone who’ll iron your underpants?
Saturday, February 23, 2008
February 23, 2008
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Giles: The phases of the moon do seem to exert a great deal of psychological influence, and the full moon seems to bring out our darkest qualities.
Xander: And ironically led to the invention of the moon pie.
Giles (giggling) : oh … yes … moon pie.
Giles: The phases of the moon do seem to exert a great deal of psychological influence, and the full moon seems to bring out our darkest qualities.
Xander: And ironically led to the invention of the moon pie.
Giles (giggling) : oh … yes … moon pie.
February 22, 2008
The Simpsons
Immigrant worker: Mr. Krusty came to my village. He said he would marry me. No ring. Just fill apple pies all day.
Immigrant worker: Mr. Krusty came to my village. He said he would marry me. No ring. Just fill apple pies all day.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
February 20, 2008
P.S.
Louise (after finding her mother has baked her brother a pie.): You always complain we never see each other, but maybe if you baked me a pie I’d be magically compelled to visit.
Mom: You don’t eat pie.
Louise (after finding her mother has baked her brother a pie.): You always complain we never see each other, but maybe if you baked me a pie I’d be magically compelled to visit.
Mom: You don’t eat pie.
February 19, 2008
Will and Grace
Karen: How’d you know I was here?
Grace: Rosario … I waved a Hostess berry pie in front of her face and she sang like a bird.
Karen: How’d you know I was here?
Grace: Rosario … I waved a Hostess berry pie in front of her face and she sang like a bird.
February 18, 2008
Grounded for Life
Eddie: Good news and good news: He won’t be bothering you anymore, and I’ve got pie.
Eddie: Good news and good news: He won’t be bothering you anymore, and I’ve got pie.
February 17, 2008
Pushing Daisies
Chuck: I thought we’d try it, and combine pie happiness with the happiness of chlorine.
February 16, 2008
Georgy Girl, by Margaret Forster
Georgy: God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.
Georgy: God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Happy International Quirkyalone Day!
Jack Brooks, That's Amore!
When the moon
hits your eye
like a big
pizza pie -
that's amore!
When the moon
hits your eye
like a big
pizza pie -
that's amore!
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
Sunday, February 10, 2008
February 10, 2008
The Autobiography of a Businesswoman, by Alice Foote MacDougall
You learn to hate the small and the little. Life is a pie which you cut in large slices, not grudgingly, not sparingly. ... You are free.
You learn to hate the small and the little. Life is a pie which you cut in large slices, not grudgingly, not sparingly. ... You are free.
Saturday, February 9, 2008
February 9, 2008
Quentin Tarantino, in The New Yorker
When you go out and have pie afterward, you’ve got some shit to talk about! You went to the movies that night!
When you go out and have pie afterward, you’ve got some shit to talk about! You went to the movies that night!
February 8, 2008
Dan Kleckner, Q6 News promo
What do you get when you cross a mayonnaise truck with a pie truck?
What do you get when you cross a mayonnaise truck with a pie truck?
Thursday, February 7, 2008
February 7, 2008
How I Met Your Mother
Ted: Pies are things that friends make together.
Robin: Yeah, they do.
Ted: Yeah.
Robin: Yeah.
Ted: Great.
Robin: Great.
Ted: Pies are things that friends make together.
Robin: Yeah, they do.
Ted: Yeah.
Robin: Yeah.
Ted: Great.
Robin: Great.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
February 5, 2008
Veronica Mars
Aaron Echolls: Well, I guess Big Dick’s still got his fingers in a few pies, huh?
Aaron Echolls: Well, I guess Big Dick’s still got his fingers in a few pies, huh?
Monday, February 4, 2008
February 4, 2008
Alex Pappademas, in GQ (article on Ryan Gosling entitled, "The Loner")
Somebody in this coffee shop has decided to celebrate the lizard while enjoying some pie.
Somebody in this coffee shop has decided to celebrate the lizard while enjoying some pie.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
February 3, 2008
Let’s Have Another Cup of Coffee, by Irving Berlin
Just around the corner
There’s a rainbow in the sky
So let’s have another cup of coffee
And let’s have another piece of pie.
Just around the corner
There’s a rainbow in the sky
So let’s have another cup of coffee
And let’s have another piece of pie.
Saturday, February 2, 2008
February 2, 2008
Jane Eyre, by Charlotte Bronte
Jane: "What are you going to do with these gooseberries?" I inquired, as she brought out a basket of the fruit.
"Mak' 'em into pies."
Jane: "What are you going to do with these gooseberries?" I inquired, as she brought out a basket of the fruit.
"Mak' 'em into pies."
Friday, February 1, 2008
February 1, 2008
Pushing Daisies
Ned: It’s the Pie Hole, not the Cupcake Hole.
Chuck: But it’s not a cupcake; it’s a cup-pie.
Ned: It’s the Pie Hole, not the Cupcake Hole.
Chuck: But it’s not a cupcake; it’s a cup-pie.
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