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Kate’s mother: Coffee, pie, both?
Kate: How ‘bout a beer?
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
January 30, 2008
Daily Show
John Hodgman: The Morlocks are loathsome underground dwellers who eat human flesh … and don’t really like pie.
John Hodgman: The Morlocks are loathsome underground dwellers who eat human flesh … and don’t really like pie.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
January 28, 2008
Special Topics in Calamity Physics, by Marisha Pessl
p. 109: The girls were fraternal twins, Eliara and Georgia Hatchett. With curly auburn hair, stout frames, shepherd's-pie potbellies and alehouse complexions, they resembled two oily portraits of King Henry VIII ...
p. 109: The girls were fraternal twins, Eliara and Georgia Hatchett. With curly auburn hair, stout frames, shepherd's-pie potbellies and alehouse complexions, they resembled two oily portraits of King Henry VIII ...
Sunday, January 27, 2008
January 27, 2008
Adam Gopnick, in The New Yorker
(Re: artist Joseph Cornell): In his diaries and letters, while he is knocked sideways by prints and poems and pies and sexy waitresses and melodies, I can’t find a single occasion when he is overwhelmed by a painting …
(Re: artist Joseph Cornell): In his diaries and letters, while he is knocked sideways by prints and poems and pies and sexy waitresses and melodies, I can’t find a single occasion when he is overwhelmed by a painting …
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
January 25, 2008
King of the Hill
Peggy: Honey, did you try the capers with your fruit pies yet?
Bobby: That was a real disappointment. Let’s not talk about it.
Peggy: Honey, did you try the capers with your fruit pies yet?
Bobby: That was a real disappointment. Let’s not talk about it.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
January 24, 2008
Waitress
Becky: You should have your own little pie shop somewhere - somewhere they could really use a little pie shop. Like Europe ... or New Jersey.
Becky: You should have your own little pie shop somewhere - somewhere they could really use a little pie shop. Like Europe ... or New Jersey.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
January 21, 2008
Dagenham Dave, by Morrissey
Head in the clouds and a mouthful of pie
Head in the clouds – everybody loves him; I see why
… Dagenham Dave
Head in the clouds and a mouthful of pie
Head in the clouds – everybody loves him; I see why
… Dagenham Dave
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
January 19, 2008
South Park
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I’d be like, Eh! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie.
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I’d be like, Eh! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie.
January 17, 2008
Pushing Daisies
Vivian: Beaver Boy did say he was a pie maker. I imagine he gives lots of people pie.
Olive: Beaver Boy’s a pie maker?
Vivian: Beaver Boy did say he was a pie maker. I imagine he gives lots of people pie.
Olive: Beaver Boy’s a pie maker?
January 15, 2008
A Winter’s Tale, by Mark Helprin
p. 215: Even Mrs. Gamely, a paragon of conservation, gave freely of her stores and participated in the ruthless cooking of a dozen feasts and the fearless baking of a hundred pies.
p. 215: Even Mrs. Gamely, a paragon of conservation, gave freely of her stores and participated in the ruthless cooking of a dozen feasts and the fearless baking of a hundred pies.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
January 15, 2008
Sex and the City
Miranda: Why do I have a rolling pin?
Cleaning Lady: It’s for you to make pies.
Miranda: Un-hunh.
Cleaning Lady: It’s good for woman to make pies.
Miranda: Why do I have a rolling pin?
Cleaning Lady: It’s for you to make pies.
Miranda: Un-hunh.
Cleaning Lady: It’s good for woman to make pies.
Monday, January 14, 2008
January 14, 2008
The Tale of Peter Rabbit, by Beatrix Potter
Mother: … don’t go into Mr. McGregor’s garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.
Mother: … don’t go into Mr. McGregor’s garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
January 13, 2008
Weeds
Conrad: Heylia, break out that pie you made last night. The white lady’s havin’ a time of it here. C’mon.
Heylia: Tell her get her skinny ass in here and get her own damn pie. Slave days is over.
Conrad: Heylia, break out that pie you made last night. The white lady’s havin’ a time of it here. C’mon.
Heylia: Tell her get her skinny ass in here and get her own damn pie. Slave days is over.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
January 11, 2008
Taxi Driver
Travis Bickle: May twenty-sixth, four o’clock pm. I took Betsy to Child’s Coffee Shop on Columbus Circle. I had black coffee and apple pie with a slice of melted yellow cheese … I think that was a good selection.
Travis Bickle: May twenty-sixth, four o’clock pm. I took Betsy to Child’s Coffee Shop on Columbus Circle. I had black coffee and apple pie with a slice of melted yellow cheese … I think that was a good selection.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
January 10, 2008
The Office (British)
David: You’re not lookin’ at the whole pie, Jenny. Wernham-Hogg is one big pie … and if they’ve let me in charge of that one big pie I’ll be in charge of the … the pie and … the people are the fruit –
Jenny: I don’t have time for the pie thing, David.
David: The pie thing … No, you don’t want it..
David: You’re not lookin’ at the whole pie, Jenny. Wernham-Hogg is one big pie … and if they’ve let me in charge of that one big pie I’ll be in charge of the … the pie and … the people are the fruit –
Jenny: I don’t have time for the pie thing, David.
David: The pie thing … No, you don’t want it..
January 9, 2008
Barack Obama, on NPR's Morning Edition
When I talk about change, I'm not talking about some gauzy, pie-in-the-sky change.
When I talk about change, I'm not talking about some gauzy, pie-in-the-sky change.
Sunday, January 6, 2008
January 8, 2008
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffybot: That’ll put marzipan in your pieplate, bingo!
Spike (to Willow) What’s with the dadaism, Red?
Tara: Yeah, she says that pie thing every time she stakes a vamp now.
Buffybot: That’ll put marzipan in your pieplate, bingo!
Spike (to Willow) What’s with the dadaism, Red?
Tara: Yeah, she says that pie thing every time she stakes a vamp now.
January 7, 2008
The Simpsons
Dan Rather (re: the New Hampshire primaries): As the day of the primary nears, this race is as wide open as a hobo's mouth at a pie-flinging contest.
Dan Rather (re: the New Hampshire primaries): As the day of the primary nears, this race is as wide open as a hobo's mouth at a pie-flinging contest.
January 6, 2008
Times Journalist, 1902
Pie is the food of the heroic. No pie-eating people can ever be vanquished.
Pie is the food of the heroic. No pie-eating people can ever be vanquished.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Friday, January 4, 2008
January 4, 2008
Brick
Laura: Coffee and pie.
Brendan: Coffee and pie, oh my?
Laura: But you didn’t hear it from me.
Laura: Coffee and pie.
Brendan: Coffee and pie, oh my?
Laura: But you didn’t hear it from me.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
January 1, 2008
Pushing Daisies
Ned: Candy might be sweet, but it’s a traveling carnival blowing through town. Pie is home. People always come home.
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