The Daily Show
Jon Stewart (to Mad Money host, Jim Cramer): This (rant at CNBC) was not, uh, directed at you per se ... I just want to let you know that. We threw some banana cream pies @ CNBC. You got a little -- obviously -- schmutz on your jacket from it. You took exception. And then, we decided to hit you with pie.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
March 7, 2009
"My Migas" by Mary-Louise Parker, in Esquire magazine
Often the best time to make breakfast is the night before, while you are still drunk. Next time this happens, why not whip up a migas pie before passing out with your toothbrush clutched in your hand? ... (Instructions ensue). Cook the pie for 45 minutes at 375. While it cooks is an excellent time to drunk-dial. If you are rejected or you get voice mail too many times in a row, do a crossword to keep the mood light until the pie is ready. You didn't want to hang out anyway, and in the morning you'll have hearty goodness to eat with Coke Classic on ice.
Often the best time to make breakfast is the night before, while you are still drunk. Next time this happens, why not whip up a migas pie before passing out with your toothbrush clutched in your hand? ... (Instructions ensue). Cook the pie for 45 minutes at 375. While it cooks is an excellent time to drunk-dial. If you are rejected or you get voice mail too many times in a row, do a crossword to keep the mood light until the pie is ready. You didn't want to hang out anyway, and in the morning you'll have hearty goodness to eat with Coke Classic on ice.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
February 12, 2009
The reference to pie is fleeting, yet still worth it. (And the video is only a minute and a half long).
Kitten 1: I want pie!
Kitten 2: I want beef jerkey!
Kitten 1: I want pie!
Kitten 2: I want beef jerkey!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
February 8, 2009
30 Rock
Jenna (opening the mail of Liz's neighbor to see if he's dateable): He's a pediatrician, so you know he likes kids ... or feet? ... no kids. He has a bill from a divroce lawyer, so you know he's single. And he as a golf magazine, so you know he's not gay or poor.
Liz: Jenna! Come on.
Jenna: Now let's see what kinds of movies he likes ... (opening the neighbor's Netflix envelopes) Muppets Take Manhattan.
Liz (slightly approving): Hmm.
Jenna: Caddyshack.
Liz: (more approving): Hmm.
Jenna: And a documentary about how pies are made.
Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird!
Jenna (opening the mail of Liz's neighbor to see if he's dateable): He's a pediatrician, so you know he likes kids ... or feet? ... no kids. He has a bill from a divroce lawyer, so you know he's single. And he as a golf magazine, so you know he's not gay or poor.
Liz: Jenna! Come on.
Jenna: Now let's see what kinds of movies he likes ... (opening the neighbor's Netflix envelopes) Muppets Take Manhattan.
Liz (slightly approving): Hmm.
Jenna: Caddyshack.
Liz: (more approving): Hmm.
Jenna: And a documentary about how pies are made.
Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
February 1, 2009
Steve Martin, on Saturday Night Live, singing "Late for School"
Elbowed Grandma passing by
Her face went into a pie
Elbowed Grandma passing by
Her face went into a pie
Saturday, January 31, 2009
January 31, 2008
Leverage
Nate: We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics.
Parker: The London Spank?
Hardison: The Genevan Paso Doble?
Elliot: The Apple Pie?
(Everyone looks at him questioningly)
Elliot: It's like the Cherry Pie - but with lifeguards.
Sophie (appreciatively): Ooh.
Nate: We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics.
Parker: The London Spank?
Hardison: The Genevan Paso Doble?
Elliot: The Apple Pie?
(Everyone looks at him questioningly)
Elliot: It's like the Cherry Pie - but with lifeguards.
Sophie (appreciatively): Ooh.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
January 27, 2009
Bones
Booth: A big piece of the pie. That's good luck.
Brennan: I call that a solipsistic perceptual response to the random nature of the universe.
Booth: A big piece of the pie. That's good luck.
Brennan: I call that a solipsistic perceptual response to the random nature of the universe.
Monday, January 19, 2009
January 19, 2009
When home ec class goes wrong ...
Here, we see a young girl trying out the pie they created in class.
The Life Photo Archive is a searchable database of Life magazine's photo collection. Over at Cake Wrecks they had some awesome cake-themed historical photos. I wanted to share some of the pie fun with you.
Here, we see a young girl trying out the pie they created in class.
Hmm, pie!
Eww, pie!
Thursday, January 1, 2009
January 1, 2009 - Happy New Year
Well, it's been a year of daily pie (except for that break during Hurricane Ike). Pie of the Day will continue to exist, but it will be on intermittent status from now on.
Before leaving, however, here's a snippet from one of the best pie-themed shows, Pushing Daisies, which will soon be no longer. Combining pie, knitting, mysteries, and featuring a good ol' Klein, Texas boy in the lead role, Pushing Daisies deserved to last a little longer.
So, here's Kristin Chenoweth singing Eternal Flame while wearing a pie hat:
Before leaving, however, here's a snippet from one of the best pie-themed shows, Pushing Daisies, which will soon be no longer. Combining pie, knitting, mysteries, and featuring a good ol' Klein, Texas boy in the lead role, Pushing Daisies deserved to last a little longer.
So, here's Kristin Chenoweth singing Eternal Flame while wearing a pie hat:
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
December 31, 2008
Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, ummm boy.
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, ummm boy.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
December 30, 2008
Waitress
Jenna’s Mother’s Song:
Baby don’t you cry
Gonna make a pie
Gonna make a pie
With a heart in the middle
Baby don’t be blue
Gonna make for you
Gonna make a pie
With a heart in the middle
Gonna be a pie from Heaven above
Gonna be filled with strawberry love …
Jenna’s Mother’s Song:
Baby don’t you cry
Gonna make a pie
Gonna make a pie
With a heart in the middle
Baby don’t be blue
Gonna make for you
Gonna make a pie
With a heart in the middle
Gonna be a pie from Heaven above
Gonna be filled with strawberry love …
Monday, December 29, 2008
December 29, 2008
The Simpsons
Homer: Boy, that pie looks good.
Waitress: Open your gullet, you human blob.
Homer: Boy, that pie looks good.
Waitress: Open your gullet, you human blob.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
December 27, 2008
Winter's Tale, by Mark Helprin
p. 524 Hardesty: "How fast can you load that thing?"
Mrs. Gamely: "Fast enough to keep a pie plate in the air."
p. 524 Hardesty: "How fast can you load that thing?"
Mrs. Gamely: "Fast enough to keep a pie plate in the air."
Friday, December 26, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
December 25, 2008 - Christmas Pie
Swan among the Indians: life of James G. Swan, 1818-1900; based upon Swan's hitherto unpublished diaries and journals, by Lucile Saunders McDonald
On December 25, 1861, three "Boston men" sat down to Christmas dinner in the trading post established four years earlier at the edge of the Makah Indian reservation, Washington Territory, USA.
The traditional holiday was a welcome break from the unloading and distribution of a shipment of goods promised to the Makah by the treaty they had signed in 1855. James Swan, a periodic resident in Neah Bay, had, in the absence of the trader, prepared a feast of roast goose and duck stew, presenting for dessert a mince pie made from whale meat. The Indians, he wrote later, had brought him a fresh piece of whale meat months earlier that looked every bit as good as red beef. He had boiled it and cut it finely, adding chopped apples and wild cranberries, raisins, currants, salt, nutmeg, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, and brown sugar. After packing it into a ten-gallon stone jar, he had added a quart of New England rum and sealed it for future use.
Would the traditional mince pie, he worried, be welcomed if the diners learned it was made from whale? Yankee mincemeat was made from domestic animals or venison. His fears were soon dispelled. The small portions he had cautiously served were quickly downed and second helpings demanded by all.
Click here for an extended history of mincemeat pie (courtesy of What's Cooking America) -- it's delicious!
On December 25, 1861, three "Boston men" sat down to Christmas dinner in the trading post established four years earlier at the edge of the Makah Indian reservation, Washington Territory, USA.
The traditional holiday was a welcome break from the unloading and distribution of a shipment of goods promised to the Makah by the treaty they had signed in 1855. James Swan, a periodic resident in Neah Bay, had, in the absence of the trader, prepared a feast of roast goose and duck stew, presenting for dessert a mince pie made from whale meat. The Indians, he wrote later, had brought him a fresh piece of whale meat months earlier that looked every bit as good as red beef. He had boiled it and cut it finely, adding chopped apples and wild cranberries, raisins, currants, salt, nutmeg, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, and brown sugar. After packing it into a ten-gallon stone jar, he had added a quart of New England rum and sealed it for future use.
Would the traditional mince pie, he worried, be welcomed if the diners learned it was made from whale? Yankee mincemeat was made from domestic animals or venison. His fears were soon dispelled. The small portions he had cautiously served were quickly downed and second helpings demanded by all.
Click here for an extended history of mincemeat pie (courtesy of What's Cooking America) -- it's delicious!
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
December 23, 2008 - Christmas Pie
Home for the Holidays
I met a man who lives in Tennessee
He was headin' for Pennsylvania
and some home made pumpkin pie.
From Pennsylvania, folks are travelin' down
To Dixie's sunny shore.
From Atlantic to Pacific,
Gee, the traffic is terrific.
I met a man who lives in Tennessee
He was headin' for Pennsylvania
and some home made pumpkin pie.
From Pennsylvania, folks are travelin' down
To Dixie's sunny shore.
From Atlantic to Pacific,
Gee, the traffic is terrific.
Monday, December 22, 2008
December 22, 2008 - Christmas Pie
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling.
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling.
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