Cherry Pie, by Warrant
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Taste so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
September 28, 2008
Saturday Night Live
John McCain: Jim. I would like to take this opportunity to make my opponent a proposal: effective immediately, each of us suspend our campaigns and instead hold a series of three pie-eating contests.
John McCain: Jim. I would like to take this opportunity to make my opponent a proposal: effective immediately, each of us suspend our campaigns and instead hold a series of three pie-eating contests.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
September 27, 2008
Darcy Dycha: I dreamt you made a melon pie. It was green. It was gross ... I thought it was key lime, but then I was like, "What are these chunks?"
Friday, September 26, 2008
September 26, 2008
The Simpsons
Krusty: That chap’s a genius. He’s going to change the way we think about getting hit by pies.
Krusty: That chap’s a genius. He’s going to change the way we think about getting hit by pies.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
September 24, 2008
Pushing Daisies
Chuck: A slice of pie is too much for some customers. A cup-pie’d be perfect.
Chuck: A slice of pie is too much for some customers. A cup-pie’d be perfect.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
September 23, 2008 - Spirit Unbroken by Ike!
The Vile Village, by Lemony Snicket
If you are baking a pie for your friends, and you read an article entitled "How to Build a Chair" instead of a cookbook, your pie will probably end up tasting like wood and nails instead of like crust and fruity filling.
If you are baking a pie for your friends, and you read an article entitled "How to Build a Chair" instead of a cookbook, your pie will probably end up tasting like wood and nails instead of like crust and fruity filling.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
September 10, 2008
Veronica Mars
Gia (handing Veronica cupcakes): That’s for saving my life.
Veronica: What do I have to do for a pie?
Gia (handing Veronica cupcakes): That’s for saving my life.
Veronica: What do I have to do for a pie?
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
September 9, 2008
The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoevsky
p. 451: He gave formal dinners, too, under all sorts of pretexts, sometimes even the most unexpected. The food he served, though not refined, was abundant, the cabbage pies were excellent, and the wines made up in quantity for what they lacked in quality.
p. 451: He gave formal dinners, too, under all sorts of pretexts, sometimes even the most unexpected. The food he served, though not refined, was abundant, the cabbage pies were excellent, and the wines made up in quantity for what they lacked in quality.
Monday, September 8, 2008
September 8, 2008
R.W. Emerson
(when asked why New Englanders eat pie for breakfast) What else is pie for?
(when asked why New Englanders eat pie for breakfast) What else is pie for?
Sunday, September 7, 2008
September 7, 2008 - Actresses Compared to Pies
Movie critic, in a review of Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion:
… the pie-faced Mira Sorvino
… the pie-faced Mira Sorvino
Saturday, September 6, 2008
September 6, 2008 - Actresses Compared to Pies
Chris Nashawaty, in Entertainment Weekly:
Stiles [Julia], whose pretty face is as alabaster white and round as a moon pie …
Stiles [Julia], whose pretty face is as alabaster white and round as a moon pie …
Friday, September 5, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
September 4, 2008
Adam Gopnick, writing on Joseph Cornell in the New Yorker:
He called his best New York moments – when the cafeteria pie and the light in the window and the knowledge of having found the right old print on Fourth Avenue all came together – “sparkings,” a “conspiracy of events to produce this miracle of grace.”
He called his best New York moments – when the cafeteria pie and the light in the window and the knowledge of having found the right old print on Fourth Avenue all came together – “sparkings,” a “conspiracy of events to produce this miracle of grace.”
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
September 3, 2008
AO Scott in The New York Times, reviewing My Blueberry Nights
Of all the pie joints in the world, she had to walk into his.
Of all the pie joints in the world, she had to walk into his.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
September 2, 2008
Title of novel by Mary Ann Shaffer:
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
Monday, September 1, 2008
September 1, 2008
The Simpsons
Bart (to Milo – comic book store owner): All right, I get it. You’re cool. You’re not mainstream. You wear a porkpie hat.
Cut to Homer at the nuclear plant.
Homer: Hmm … pork pie.
Bart (to Milo – comic book store owner): All right, I get it. You’re cool. You’re not mainstream. You wear a porkpie hat.
Cut to Homer at the nuclear plant.
Homer: Hmm … pork pie.
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