Thursday, February 12, 2009
February 12, 2009
Kitten 1: I want pie!
Kitten 2: I want beef jerkey!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
February 8, 2009
Jenna (opening the mail of Liz's neighbor to see if he's dateable): He's a pediatrician, so you know he likes kids ... or feet? ... no kids. He has a bill from a divroce lawyer, so you know he's single. And he as a golf magazine, so you know he's not gay or poor.
Liz: Jenna! Come on.
Jenna: Now let's see what kinds of movies he likes ... (opening the neighbor's Netflix envelopes) Muppets Take Manhattan.
Liz (slightly approving): Hmm.
Jenna: Caddyshack.
Liz: (more approving): Hmm.
Jenna: And a documentary about how pies are made.
Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
February 1, 2009
Elbowed Grandma passing by
Her face went into a pie
Saturday, January 31, 2009
January 31, 2008
Nate: We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics.
Parker: The London Spank?
Hardison: The Genevan Paso Doble?
Elliot: The Apple Pie?
(Everyone looks at him questioningly)
Elliot: It's like the Cherry Pie - but with lifeguards.
Sophie (appreciatively): Ooh.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
January 27, 2009
Booth: A big piece of the pie. That's good luck.
Brennan: I call that a solipsistic perceptual response to the random nature of the universe.
Monday, January 19, 2009
January 19, 2009
Here, we see a young girl trying out the pie they created in class.

Eww, pie!
Thursday, January 1, 2009
January 1, 2009 - Happy New Year
Before leaving, however, here's a snippet from one of the best pie-themed shows, Pushing Daisies, which will soon be no longer. Combining pie, knitting, mysteries, and featuring a good ol' Klein, Texas boy in the lead role, Pushing Daisies deserved to last a little longer.
So, here's Kristin Chenoweth singing Eternal Flame while wearing a pie hat:
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
December 31, 2008
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, ummm boy.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
December 30, 2008
Jenna’s Mother’s Song:
Baby don’t you cry
Gonna make a pie
Gonna make a pie
With a heart in the middle
Baby don’t be blue
Gonna make for you
Gonna make a pie
With a heart in the middle
Gonna be a pie from Heaven above
Gonna be filled with strawberry love …
Monday, December 29, 2008
December 29, 2008
Homer: Boy, that pie looks good.
Waitress: Open your gullet, you human blob.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
December 27, 2008
p. 524 Hardesty: "How fast can you load that thing?"
Mrs. Gamely: "Fast enough to keep a pie plate in the air."
Friday, December 26, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
December 25, 2008 - Christmas Pie
On December 25, 1861, three "Boston men" sat down to Christmas dinner in the trading post established four years earlier at the edge of the Makah Indian reservation, Washington Territory, USA.
The traditional holiday was a welcome break from the unloading and distribution of a shipment of goods promised to the Makah by the treaty they had signed in 1855. James Swan, a periodic resident in Neah Bay, had, in the absence of the trader, prepared a feast of roast goose and duck stew, presenting for dessert a mince pie made from whale meat. The Indians, he wrote later, had brought him a fresh piece of whale meat months earlier that looked every bit as good as red beef. He had boiled it and cut it finely, adding chopped apples and wild cranberries, raisins, currants, salt, nutmeg, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, and brown sugar. After packing it into a ten-gallon stone jar, he had added a quart of New England rum and sealed it for future use.
Would the traditional mince pie, he worried, be welcomed if the diners learned it was made from whale? Yankee mincemeat was made from domestic animals or venison. His fears were soon dispelled. The small portions he had cautiously served were quickly downed and second helpings demanded by all.
Click here for an extended history of mincemeat pie (courtesy of What's Cooking America) -- it's delicious!
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
December 23, 2008 - Christmas Pie
I met a man who lives in Tennessee
He was headin' for Pennsylvania
and some home made pumpkin pie.
From Pennsylvania, folks are travelin' down
To Dixie's sunny shore.
From Atlantic to Pacific,
Gee, the traffic is terrific.
Monday, December 22, 2008
December 22, 2008 - Christmas Pie
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
December 21 - Winter Solstice Pie!
Enjoy! Merry Christmas and best wishes of the season from everyone here at Pie of the Day!
The Christians and the Pagans, by Dar Williams
The food was great, the tree plugged in,
the meal had gone without a hitch
Till Timmy turned to Amber and said,
"Is it true that you're a witch?"
His mom jumped up and said,
"The pies are burning," and she hit the kitchen
And it was Jane who spoke,
she said, "It's true, your cousin's not a Christian
But we love trees, we love the snow,
the friends we have, the world we share
And you find magic from your God,
and we find magic everywhere"
So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able
And where does magic come from? I think magic's in the learning
Cause now when Christians sit with Pagans only pumpkin pies are burning
Saturday, December 20, 2008
December 20, 2008 - Christmas Pie
L is for Luggage
By quick train despatched
M is for Mince Pies
All sugar and plums
N is for Nutcrackers
For saving our gums

