Thursday, February 12, 2009

February 12, 2009

The reference to pie is fleeting, yet still worth it. (And the video is only a minute and a half long).


Kitten 1: I want pie!

Kitten 2: I want beef jerkey!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

February 8, 2009

30 Rock

Jenna (opening the mail of Liz's neighbor to see if he's dateable): He's a pediatrician, so you know he likes kids ... or feet? ... no kids. He has a bill from a divroce lawyer, so you know he's single. And he as a golf magazine, so you know he's not gay or poor.

Liz: Jenna! Come on.

Jenna: Now let's see what kinds of movies he likes ... (opening the neighbor's Netflix envelopes) Muppets Take Manhattan.

Liz (slightly approving): Hmm.

Jenna: Caddyshack.

Liz: (more approving): Hmm.

Jenna: And a documentary about how pies are made.

Liz: Hello, Dr. Baird!

February 8, 2009


A famous diner in Oakland. We didn't have any pie, but the biscuits were amazing!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

February 1, 2009

Steve Martin, on Saturday Night Live, singing "Late for School"

Elbowed Grandma passing by
Her face went into a pie

Saturday, January 31, 2009

January 31, 2008

Leverage

Nate: We're going with a much bigger scam. One of the classics.

Parker: The London Spank?

Hardison: The Genevan Paso Doble?

Elliot: The Apple Pie?

(Everyone looks at him questioningly)

Elliot: It's like the Cherry Pie - but with lifeguards.

Sophie (appreciatively): Ooh.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

January 27, 2009

Bones

Booth: A big piece of the pie. That's good luck.

Brennan: I call that a solipsistic perceptual response to the random nature of the universe.

Monday, January 19, 2009

January 19, 2009

When home ec class goes wrong ...

The Life Photo Archive is a searchable database of Life magazine's photo collection. Over at Cake Wrecks they had some awesome cake-themed historical photos. I wanted to share some of the pie fun with you.

Here, we see a young girl trying out the pie they created in class.

Hmm, pie!

Eww, pie!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

January 1, 2009 - Happy New Year

Well, it's been a year of daily pie (except for that break during Hurricane Ike). Pie of the Day will continue to exist, but it will be on intermittent status from now on.

Before leaving, however, here's a snippet from one of the best pie-themed shows, Pushing Daisies, which will soon be no longer. Combining pie, knitting, mysteries, and featuring a good ol' Klein, Texas boy in the lead role, Pushing Daisies deserved to last a little longer.

So, here's Kristin Chenoweth singing Eternal Flame while wearing a pie hat:

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

December 31, 2008

Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, ummm boy.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

December 30, 2008

Waitress

Jenna’s Mother’s Song:


Baby don’t you cry
Gonna make a
pie
Gonna make a
pie
With a heart in the middle

Baby don’t be blue
Gonna make for you
Gonna make a pie
With a heart in the middle

Gonna be a pie from Heaven above
Gonna be filled with strawberry love …

Monday, December 29, 2008

December 29, 2008

The Simpsons

Homer: Boy, that pie looks good.


Waitress: Open your gullet, you human blob.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

December 28, 2008

Pushing Daisies

Chuck: I baked antidepressants into her pies.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

December 27, 2008

Winter's Tale, by Mark Helprin

p. 524 Hardesty: "How fast can you load that thing?"

Mrs. Gamely: "Fast enough to keep a pie plate in the air."

Friday, December 26, 2008

December 26, 2008

Scrubs



JD: You're a pie racist!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

December 25, 2008 - Christmas Pie

Swan among the Indians: life of James G. Swan, 1818-1900; based upon Swan's hitherto unpublished diaries and journals, by Lucile Saunders McDonald

On December 25, 1861, three "Boston men" sat down to Christmas dinner in the trading post established four years earlier at the edge of the Makah Indian reservation, Washington Territory, USA.

The traditional holiday was a welcome break from the unloading and distribution of a shipment of goods promised to the Makah by the treaty they had signed in 1855. James Swan, a periodic resident in Neah Bay, had, in the absence of the trader, prepared a feast of roast goose and duck stew, presenting for dessert a mince pie made from whale meat. The Indians, he wrote later, had brought him a fresh piece of whale meat months earlier that looked every bit as good as red beef. He had boiled it and cut it finely, adding chopped apples and wild cranberries, raisins, currants, salt, nutmeg, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, and brown sugar. After packing it into a ten-gallon stone jar, he had added a quart of New England rum and sealed it for future use.

Would the traditional mince pie, he worried, be welcomed if the diners learned it was made from whale? Yankee mincemeat was made from domestic animals or venison. His fears were soon dispelled. The small portions he had cautiously served were quickly downed and second helpings demanded by all.

Click here for an extended history of mincemeat pie (courtesy of What's Cooking America) -- it's delicious!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

December 24, 2008 - Christmas Eve Pie

The entire Bible story -- told by pies.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

December 23, 2008 - Christmas Pie

Home for the Holidays

I met a man who lives in Tennessee
He was headin' for Pennsylvania
and some home made pumpkin pie.
From Pennsylvania, folks are travelin' down
To Dixie's sunny shore.
From Atlantic to Pacific,
Gee, the traffic is terrific.

Monday, December 22, 2008

December 22, 2008 - Christmas Pie

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some caroling.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

December 21 - Winter Solstice Pie!

Enjoy! Merry Christmas and best wishes of the season from everyone here at Pie of the Day!



The Christians and the Pagans, by Dar Williams

The food was great, the tree plugged in,
the meal had gone without a hitch
Till Timmy turned to Amber and said,
"Is it true that you're a witch?"
His mom jumped up and said,
"The pies are burning," and she hit the kitchen

And it was Jane who spoke,
she said, "It's true, your cousin's not a Christian
But we love trees, we love the snow,
the friends we have, the world we share
And you find magic from your God,
and we find magic everywhere"

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table
Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able
And where does magic come from? I think magic's in the learning
Cause now when Christians sit with Pagans only pumpkin pies are burning

Saturday, December 20, 2008

December 20, 2008 - Christmas Pie

Antique Christmas ABC Book:

L is for Luggage
By quick train despatched

M is for Mince Pies
All sugar and plums

N is for Nutcrackers
For saving our gums